This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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