physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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