Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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