I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
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