it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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