you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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