Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
