rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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