I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
