I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Randomize
