so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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