If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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