I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
how do flat chested girls get laid?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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