i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
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