yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Randomize
