So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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