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you would pick up someone in the library
Did you just see the Batmobile???
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
Randomize
