Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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