Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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