how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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