it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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