508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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