forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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