I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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