Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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