Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
As shirtless as possible
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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