okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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