he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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