ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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