you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
you win again, gameday.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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