i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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