I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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