it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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