Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
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