Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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