Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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