just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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