Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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