Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
He has the fingertips of a God
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