Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I want to have your abortion
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
