my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
It's never too late to be topless.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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