Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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