While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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