im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
he's gonorrhea incarnate
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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