i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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