you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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