She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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