"it" just moved
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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