Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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