I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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