And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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