All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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