oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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