fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
Randomize
