I need help removing her.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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