First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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