At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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