As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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